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| 14 Things You Really Should Have Done Before Getting Married 1. Watch yourself eating in front of a mirror. If you're put off, that's the view your future partner will have... 2. Live on your own. It's important that you find out what a hopeless slob you are before your beloved tells you. And then leaves you... 3. Go out with your friends for a "quick drink" and stagger home three days later... 4. Have a holiday romance with someone who doesn't speak a word of English. Who needs conversation? 5. Women: Take the soft toys off your bed. Nothing turns a man off more than performing in front of an audience of beady-eyed teddies... 6. Men: Get rid of those "How to Get Girls Even Though You're Poor and Ugly' books. They never work anyway... 7. Gobble the last slice of pizza without having to go through the 'No you have it, no really... Are you sure you don't mind...? 8. Walk about the house naked, without having to hold any bits in... 9. Have friends of the opposite sex. After marriage, it's too much effort to keep saying: "No, I really don't fancy them"... 10. Men: Enjoy that wardrobe space while you can! You will not believe the vast number of shoes that one woman needs... 11. Women: Fill in silly magazine quizzes with titles like 'Are You Seductive', without having to listen to loud laughter from your partner (who then runs off with the magazine)... 12. Men: Get rid of anything inflatable and female-shaped... 13. Relish clipping your toenails straight onto the carpet... 14. Remember that your best option with in-laws is to marry an orphan... |
| 10 Of The World's Worst Pick-Up Lines Your eyes meet across a crowded room... the atmosphere is charged with desire... you approach, cool and composed... and knock 'em dead with a line like... 1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 2. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house? 3. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'... 4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock... 5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 6. At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?" 7. Hi I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples... 8. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you... 9. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you... 10. Have you ever played naked leap frog? |
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